Also hey now I can't help it if I keep my eyes above the collarbone! But if I see anyone packing as much heat as Crichton I'll let you know. There's a guy here in a sweater that's not leaving much to the imagination, but he looks very hopelessly awkward next to a guy who might be only muscles, but like, the gamey kind of muscular, and that guy is wearing a maxi dress like he killed and skinned a bahamanal for it or something so I'm gonna say that might be out of bounds for you? Or not I'm not the game warden on this ship. IDK I'll take the safari pics and you can grade them later.
Speaking of which Captain's shown up now (looks same as always), he has glasses aaaaaand huh
I think he's muslim? who'd have thought. I've only ever photographed for WASPs and catholics, couldn't tell you how good of a job he's doing.
Vow time, I'm not transcribing it Cap's covering his ears and I'm feeling that.
[Time passes between reports.]
I successfully infiltrated the reception and catering update: a lot of it looks snatched from the buffet which is FINe i guess the buffet here is better than any real buffets I've been to, but I'm sure you could get the restaurant ghosts to whip up something fresh in bulk if you ordered right. That said there's sushi here so maybe they did that too, whomst am I to judge. There's lots of chocolate and stuff, if you want I could make you and Giles some plates to bring back so it feels like you got pilfered wedding souvenirs wait hold up
captains dancing with HOLY SYHIT TTHE SKELETON IS KISSING THE CAPTTAIN 🚨 NOT A DRILL THE SKELEOTN IS KISSING THE CAPTAIN TDIPPING 🚨🚨🚨
A SKELETON AND A POWERFUL WHATEVER CAPTAIN IS I WOULD NEVER JOKE ABOUT THIS OSSIE THE SKSLEETON DIPPED THE CAPTAIN AND HE MADE A NOISE LIKE HE WAS SUPRRISED THIS IS SUPERNATURAL PROM SHIT IM LOSING IT
[it's incredibly hard who to cheer 'get it' to, the guy making out with the entity who made the pocket dimension or the one smooching the skeleton, both are weird enough to be an enviable win in the circles April's used to. So they abstain for now, especially since despite the excitement, they're on some level still aware of why Ossie isn't attending, so tact and so on.]
PEOPLE ARE SO SCANDALIZED IT's like they never saw someone make out with a skeleton before.
LMAO no wonder he has a binder of dirt on the man. SKELETON IS LEADING THE DANCE I think anyway i try to avoid dancing with people at all costs
good news btw there is alcoholic punch here but there's also still a bar so I'm going to just rummage around back there while this is happening in front of gods and mans.
Oh hey theres Crichton and he's wearing mostly leather again!
[Atta boy, good to know he's not completely gone!]
He's got a leather longcoat thing on rn but I'll do my best for you, comrade. Knowing him he's just two drinks and a strong encouragement away from hitting the dance floor and there's no way anyone could stay that layered up while busting the moves he does so 🤞🙏🍑
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Date: 2022-12-13 12:07 am (UTC)Speaking of which Captain's shown up now (looks same as always), he has glasses aaaaaand huh
I think he's muslim? who'd have thought. I've only ever photographed for WASPs and catholics, couldn't tell you how good of a job he's doing.
Vow time, I'm not transcribing it Cap's covering his ears and I'm feeling that.
[Time passes between reports.]
I successfully infiltrated the reception and catering update: a lot of it looks snatched from the buffet which is FINe i guess the buffet here is better than any real buffets I've been to, but I'm sure you could get the restaurant ghosts to whip up something fresh in bulk if you ordered right. That said there's sushi here so maybe they did that too, whomst am I to judge. There's lots of chocolate and stuff, if you want I could make you and Giles some plates to bring back so it feels like you got pilfered wedding souvenirs wait hold up
captains dancing with HOLY SYHIT TTHE SKELETON IS KISSING THE CAPTTAIN 🚨 NOT A DRILL THE SKELEOTN IS KISSING THE CAPTAIN TDIPPING 🚨🚨🚨
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Date: 2022-12-13 12:12 am (UTC)HES WHATOH SWEET MERCY OF THE WYRD PLEASE APRIL TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING RIGHT NOW
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Date: 2022-12-13 12:20 am (UTC)[it's incredibly hard who to cheer 'get it' to, the guy making out with the entity who made the pocket dimension or the one smooching the skeleton, both are weird enough to be an enviable win in the circles April's used to. So they abstain for now, especially since despite the excitement, they're on some level still aware of why Ossie isn't attending, so tact and so on.]
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Date: 2022-12-13 12:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-12-13 01:11 am (UTC)LMAO no wonder he has a binder of dirt on the man. SKELETON IS LEADING THE DANCE I think anyway i try to avoid dancing with people at all costs
good news btw there is alcoholic punch here but there's also still a bar so I'm going to just rummage around back there while this is happening in front of gods and mans.
Oh hey theres Crichton and he's wearing mostly leather again!
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Date: 2022-12-13 01:24 am (UTC)get a picture of it pleasejust the back half is necessary
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Date: 2022-12-15 08:46 pm (UTC)He's got a leather longcoat thing on rn but I'll do my best for you, comrade. Knowing him he's just two drinks and a strong encouragement away from hitting the dance floor and there's no way anyone could stay that layered up while busting the moves he does so 🤞🙏🍑