Date: 2022-12-13 12:07 am (UTC)
tempingainteasy: (squints)
Also hey now I can't help it if I keep my eyes above the collarbone! But if I see anyone packing as much heat as Crichton I'll let you know. There's a guy here in a sweater that's not leaving much to the imagination, but he looks very hopelessly awkward next to a guy who might be only muscles, but like, the gamey kind of muscular, and that guy is wearing a maxi dress like he killed and skinned a bahamanal for it or something so I'm gonna say that might be out of bounds for you? Or not I'm not the game warden on this ship. IDK I'll take the safari pics and you can grade them later.

Speaking of which Captain's shown up now (looks same as always), he has glasses aaaaaand huh

I think he's muslim? who'd have thought. I've only ever photographed for WASPs and catholics, couldn't tell you how good of a job he's doing.

Vow time, I'm not transcribing it Cap's covering his ears and I'm feeling that.


[Time passes between reports.]

I successfully infiltrated the reception and catering update: a lot of it looks snatched from the buffet which is FINe i guess the buffet here is better than any real buffets I've been to, but I'm sure you could get the restaurant ghosts to whip up something fresh in bulk if you ordered right. That said there's sushi here so maybe they did that too, whomst am I to judge. There's lots of chocolate and stuff, if you want I could make you and Giles some plates to bring back so it feels like you got pilfered wedding souvenirs wait hold up

captains dancing with HOLY SYHIT TTHE SKELETON IS KISSING THE CAPTTAIN 🚨 NOT A DRILL THE SKELEOTN IS KISSING THE CAPTAIN TDIPPING 🚨🚨🚨
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