Ossie plays his part with a couple of pleased noises, shifting himself for comfort. The skin on his leg is as smooth as anywhere else, and it's a source of some irritation to Ossie that goosebumps don't raise even if he can feel they should.

"What's there to tell of it?" he asks, playing coy, "I'm a diverting little treat, and I figure I ought to be unwrapped like one. You know, put some work in for it. Show me you want this, I say."